Long ago in Team Fortress 2, I Uncle Dane, master of all Engis, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL ONTO THE GAME

But two foolish players wielding two magic trees stepped up to oppose me

After the final blow was struck I opened up a portal in the game and flung them into casual, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW

NOW THE FOOLS SEEK TO RETURN TO A TIME WHERE EVERYONE COMMUNICATES AND CARES ABOUT THE GAME





"Sullivan's hat was breaking my map, I'm done."-8bit
"Wait, are people having sex up stairs?"-Mr8bittripper
"My internet sucks, I'm downloading at 50fps"- Me
"Was itching, would itch again"- Me
"HE WANTS ICE WITHOUT WATER!"-ME

THE TRUE JOHN: hey
THE TRUE JOHN: you there?
[light_env] Shazzy: hey
[light_env] Shazzy: Yes
[light_env] Shazzy: wats up?
THE TRUE JOHN: mate
THE TRUE JOHN: ive talk to tripper and he said if you can trade your hat so i wont wake for a week
Your chat with THE TRUE JOHN is now a multi-user chat.
[Iight_env] Mr8bittripper entered chat.
THE TRUE JOHN: i told him what you told me
[Iight_env] Mr8bittripper: yes
[light_env] Shazzy: oh
THE TRUE JOHN: ok can i check first if not duped?
[light_env] Shazzy: yeah sure
THE TRUE JOHN: can you trade hold his unsuaul for a sec tripper?
THE TRUE JOHN: so i can check the hat
THE TRUE JOHN: ok?
[Iight_env] Mr8bittripper: sure
THE TRUE JOHN: ok trade now
[light_env] Shazzy: ok
[light_env] Shazzy: thees just one thing
THE TRUE JOHN: what?
[light_env] Shazzy: YOU'RE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIAR AND A SCAMMER I CAUGHT YOU ON VIDEO
[light_env] Shazzy: GET REKT
THE TRUE JOHN left chat.
[Iight_env] Mr8bittripper left chat.