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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 6 Dec, 2024 @ 10:05am 
HEY THERE PAL ITS JIM AGAIN...

HATE TO TELL YAA THIS,, BUT BARBS PASSED LAST WEEK AND THE DAMMM,, GLOOWIES THINK I DIB IT! LOCKUED UP TIGHT RITE NOW AND IT SUCKS MORE THAN GRASSCLIBBINS ON A SUNDAY MORNNIN TEELLLUWAT// IMN OT SO GOOD AT THGS WHOLE ELECTRIC MAILLING THING AND I ONLLY GET 1 PERR WEEK AT THE REQUESTT OF JUDGE DICKFORBRAINS, TBE HONORABLE SCHMUCK IF I EVER MET ONEE HARHAR. THEYY ARE SAYYYINGG THAT BARBS WAS SUFFOFOCATD
IN THE BLOOW UP CASTLE FOR MY BIRRTHDDAYY. THAT THEY HABE A SHOE PRINT FROM INSIDE THEE CASLE BUT I LIVE FREE WITH MA DOGS OUT ON THE PARIE YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN. IF THE SHOE DOESNT FIT YOU MUST A QUITY1!!1! ANY WHO, BOB IF YOU CULD PUT SOOME MOOLA OJN MY BOOKS IT WOULD KEEP ME SAFE FROM MY DEBBTSSS THABKS ABAIN Bb OBBBY YOUUUU KNOW I LUVVV TO GAMBLE MORE THAN I EVER LOVED BARBS HARHARHAR

GOBBLESSM,

SINCRELY JACK STAND JIMMY
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[DES] Capturelight Abe 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:22pm 
*** URGENT ATTENTION ***
NEW STEAM SCAM WARNING
INTERNATIONAL CRIME SYNDICATE INVOLVED.
A group of Swedish super models working in pairs pose as technicians offering to repair your computer in your homes. One takes you into a room, ties you up and performs oral on you while the other uses your computer to steal steam login credentials.
So far I have been scammed 82 times this week.

BE CAREFUL!!!!
[DES] Capturelight Abe 20 Jan, 2021 @ 7:12pm 
i explained poorly abt the first part of the level. grab the first platform, launch, you can jump in mid air and grab the platform to the right (the higher one in the very beggining) and from what it seems its v similar to what you are doing right now but you are much higher.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 18 Jan, 2021 @ 8:54am 
MORNIN BORTHER
THE WIFE SAID I CANT STAY UP WITH YOU ON THE PHONE NO MORE,,,,SAID ITS PLAYING A ROLE IN MY DIGESTIVE ISSUES,,WHAT DOES SHE KNOW
HOPE YOUR WELL FREIND
GOBBLES
[DES] Capturelight Abe 1 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45am 
are u winning, son
Lichmade 19 Oct, 2020 @ 2:04pm 
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[DES] Capturelight Abe 19 Oct, 2020 @ 9:13am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING CUSTARD CREAMS FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete custard creams. It means so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to see lose custard creams.
boxplot 18 Oct, 2020 @ 3:37pm 
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Lichmade 14 Oct, 2020 @ 12:33pm 
please let me play Apex with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Apex with u man The abilities are q & z i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless loot spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play Apex with the boys man im nice please Im done finishing people please man who told you i wasnt good at apex i :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run apex man i need some dubs please man let me play apex fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play apex with the boys please let me play apex man please just let me play apex
[DES] Capturelight Abe 14 Oct, 2020 @ 12:32pm 
please let me play Apex with u guys man please man Im nice man i learned how to play I know how to use my ultimates now please let me play Apex with u man The abilities are q & z i know now please guys U need one more let me play man I know some bless loot spots now ill only tell you if you let me play please let me play Apex with the boys man im nice please Im done finishing people please man who told you i wasnt good at apex i :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:ing told them not to tell the boys please just allow me man let me run apex man i need some dubs please man let me play apex fellas i just need some dubs for the instagram story man COME ON NOW please just one game man mom told me to tell you its my turn now please let me play apex with the boys please let me play apex man please just let me play apex
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[DES] Capturelight Abe 11 Oct, 2020 @ 2:51pm 
WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading or you will die!
Once there was a little boy called The Necromancer, he was ten years old and lived in a mental hospital because he killed her mom and her dad.
If you don't reply this to 10 other tweets you will be visited by The Nec
Lichmade 11 Oct, 2020 @ 1:01pm 
WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading or you will die!
Once there was a little boy called The Necromancer, he was ten years old and lived in a mental hospital because he killed her mom and her dad.
If you don't reply this to 10 other tweets you will be visited by The Nec
[DES] Capturelight Abe 8 Oct, 2020 @ 9:31am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
[DES] Capturelight Abe 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:46am 
:flushed: IT'S COCKTOBER :jack_o_lantern:
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[DES] Capturelight Abe 2 Jul, 2018 @ 9:20am 
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
[DES] Capturelight Abe 12 Mar, 2017 @ 12:42am 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
sunlight memes 10 Nov, 2016 @ 11:07pm 
miss u bb :VSnake:
Cedrusel 12 Feb, 2016 @ 2:31pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING CUSTARD CREAMS FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ███████████
99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete custard creams. It means so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to see lose custard creams.
Big Jilm 5 Jan, 2016 @ 10:00pm 
rip:smug:
sunlight memes 2 Jan, 2016 @ 7:12pm 
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