Recent reviews by Shakesthespeare

It’s Factorbin Time. Greatest game of all time.


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Would recommend 11/10 it really is that good. Super funny with friends, best moment was using the tranq gun on friend cuz he tried to bail and his voice went super slow. Very ebic

Spread some managed democracy

Its a love hate relationship

pretty fun and is worth getting but I can't run the game smoothly

I lost to Luxembourg

❤ Audience :

☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

☼ Graphics :

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful (with few mods)
☐ Masterpiece

€ Price / quality :

☐ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Dont do it

€ Requirments :

☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

☼ Difficulty :

☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark souls


€ Game time

☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

@ Story
☑ It doesnt have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

§ Bugs

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☑ Nothing

Others:
The Game is decent, quite more advanced that Rome II which doesn’t have factions that are nomadic as far as I am aware of, Cool Razing effects as you can see the province get razed. Would recommend you to buy this during a sale rather than full price, I would recommend playing as the Eastern Roman Empire as its quite fun to play as. Lots of controversy about the issue with starting up Total War Attila, luckily I wasn’t affected.

I started off uninterested when I heard about this game during the period where it was for Free, I went to Youtube to see what it was like. It seemed pretty cool but as soon as I started the game it was surprisingly fun to play only to realise that I'm not very good during my 1st Campaign. I scratched that Campaign off and started another as a better and more enjoyable faction called "Coalition". I couldn't quite remember the exact details of what happened during the 2nd Day (Turn) in the Game but it was Intense as my fortress underground was swarmed by enemy units. However I managed to keep them off and sent a several "successful" counter-attacks against the Ai thanks to my Commander (Brain) mining the gold so I can send troops to the battlefield. To summarise this, I really recommend you to get this game only during a sale or when you get those lucky periods where it becomes free. So far I haven't experienced any crashes or bugs only a stupid start to one of my invasions of a gold site where my Commander (Brain) killed himself during the landing process!

Total War Warhammer is a fantastic game with its fantasy style, it feels like Lord of the Rings when you have the Empire fighting against the Dwarves. Although it may have the fancy graphics and interesting units. The game is quite different with its new controls, no navy to blockade, and the cavalry can’t dismount along with units that are equipped with shields can’t have the option or ability to brace against the cavalry charge like Rome 2.
If you’re playing as the Empire I recommend getting Imperial Armory and Better Empire as I recall. Those mods help by adding new units which are quite tough.
Currently I’m on Turn 101 I had confederations with Stirland and Wissenland. Conquered a little bit of the Vampire’s land – they haven’t bothered declaring war on me as I am a powerful nation. Took land from Ostland after they defeated the Middenland, along with their own land. Marienburg was a little bit annoying as I had to send another army to wipeout Wasteland. The Norsca attempted to sack my cities but luckily my military was more superior. Chaos sent 2 massive stacks at me in the occupied land of what use to be Hochland, they lost their Generals and one of their armies. Currently they’re fleeing as I continue expand.