💰🍆 OH F**K ME WITH A CALCULATOR, IT’S TAX DAY BABYYYYYY 💦📅 APRIL 15TH AKA THE ANNUAL FINANCIAL FISTING 😩💳🧾 TIME TO BEND OVER FOR UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸😈 AND LET HIM RAW-DOG YOUR WALLET UNTIL IT CRIES ITEMIZED DEDUCTIONS 😭💸💦 WHETHER YOU’RE A SELF-EMPLOYED SLUT, A W-2 WAGE PIG 🐷📄 OR A 1099 SIDE-HUSTLE HOE 💼🍑, YOU’RE GETTING THROAT-F**KED BY THE IRS TODAY—NO LUBE, JUST PENALTIES 💀📉🍆

SO FIRE UP THAT TURBOTAX, SPREAD THOSE W-2 CHEEKS 🍑🧾 AND HOPE TO GOD YOU DON’T OWE BACKDOOR TAXES FROM THAT “FUNEMPLOYMENT” ERA 😈🔥 HAPPY TAX DAY, YOU FILTHY FINANCE F\*\*KS 💰🍆📉 MAY YOUR RETURNS BE WET AND YOUR DEDUCTIONS THICC. 🧾💦🇺🇸

Best pilot ever. I rate 9/11.

thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 ♥♥♥♥ 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main ♥♥♥♥♥ 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PU$$Y😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 D!CK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆D!CK🌽

Dude gets mad and toggles on CS SMH but hes cool to play with (kinda) if you want to experience what its like to play with a 36 year old downy with an addiction to pencils and explosives

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