Well hello there little Chap!

I by any chance am...

...Destroying your rectum/ Stretching your anal cavity virtually
...Taking your K/D ratio to poundtown
...T-bagging your virtual body so hard you can taste my balls in real life
...Dominating you so hard you want to commit Seppuku
...Outsmarting you so hard I make you look like a Magickarp with a rifle attached to its back
...Hitting so well you are confused whether you are still human, or you have been turned into a bullet-sponge

Then it is because I am just that good, and therefore I am not sorry . If you don't believe me you are welcome to go ♥♥♥♥ yourself with a cactus.

If I on the other hand...

...Am rude to you
...Yell at you
...Critize you based upon uncertain facts and events

Then I am sorry. Believe it or not, beneath this magnificent beast of a godly player, there lies not a robot, but a person. A person who can have bad days just like you, a person with feelings, and I will ask you to bear with me.

If none of the answers above satisfy you, then ♥♥♥♥ you.