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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:05am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:38am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:32am



In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.