Recent reviews by Spinster Jones

Game doesn't deserve the hate it gets. Actually fun. And if you don't agree you can 1v4 me what's up

It's a shame there are so many different problems for so many people with this game

But none of that stuff is happening to me, this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome :)

I used to think this game was quite fun.

I reinstalled it, deciding to see where the game has progressed in the months i spent away from it.

Now, nothing works. Inbox doesn't work, notifications don't work, inventory doesn't work, shop doesn't work. And most of all, the button to join a game (the only button to join a game) doesn't work either. It's a big broken sloppy mess, and it seems like the devs don't give to ♥♥♥♥♥ or a ♥♥♥♥ enough to even make the game playable in any way shape or form. Sure glad I spent money in this FREE game to not even be able to play it.

Get your ♥♥♥♥ together, developers. You are losing your already limited fanbase at an incredible rate.

Honestly the best RPG I have ever played and one of the greatest single player experiences of all time.
It's hype is well deserved.

Squad is the spiritual successor to Project Reality, a legendary mod for Battlefield 2. I played hundreds of hours on PR so when I heard that the developers of Project Reality were making a standalone spiritual successor in the Unreal 4 engine I almost peed my pants. Yes, PR is that good.

But onto Squad. At this point in time, 1/15/16, there are only a few maps, 4 factions, no vehicles or mounted armaments. It's just down to it's barebones infantry and squad based gameplay. The game is fantastic as-is. With just infantry, there is still enough depth to keep gameplay interesting for hours on hours. It's all player-driven and communication is key to victory. The movement and weapon mechanics feel smooth and satisfying. Of all the games I've played I'd say this game has the best feeling movement. That's kind of an odd thing to focus on but it's important when you need to spend hours with your fingers glued to WASD.

The standard of quality is impeccable, the attention to detail on realism is great. Gameplay has been optimized so it's way more than just playable. It's very enjoyable despite currently missing so many features that made PR what it is. But it'll get there. The game is worth $40 in it's current state if you ask me. And monthly updates which always include new content helps to reinforce that claim. Money well spent now, and will only get better as time progresses. If you like milsim, but don't like all the clunkiness of Arma and the difficulty to find a milsim group, Squad allows you to experience quality milsim gameplay and all it takes is joining a server.

This game focuses on the time where Lara learns to be the badass she is.
Except in this game she already knows how to climb and kill and shoot an arrow with laser precision.

Instead of a dumb reboot name which is the same as the original, should be named "You can do this" because it's the most common phrase in the game.
Or more accurately, "Mneh huh hnng heugh mneh heh"
Animations are fantastic. No jiggle boobs which really hinders gameplay. Very immersion breaking and unbelievable. Probably ruins the game.
I always enjoy a female protagonist in video games. Video games don't have enough realistic female main characters.
Fun game all around. Solid gameplay.

This game is like a very destructive drug.
It is painful, you feel it killing you slowly.
But it's so addictive that you can't stop.
And it's hella fun #yolo swag keep that ♥♥♥♥ 3 hunna