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My review is negative because of the complete bullsh*t that tank mains have to deal with. Nerf after nerf to tanks and buff after buff to anti tanks. Here's a list of ridiculous realities that tank players have to deal with:

-Movement speed increased for all foot units (satches and ATs are extremely easy). A sprinting infantry can outrun a full throttle heavy tank.

-Removal of frontal heavy plates for medium tanks. Which removes the previous skill match-up between US and Ger Med vs. Med. German Infantry rockets are considered medium shots, therefore with this change enemy AT's can penetrate no matter the positioning of the tank such as the front and sides of the medium.

-Precision strike to stop tanks from camping. Which is funny because tanks need to camp more now because of all the changes.

-30 seconds on a satchel charge. Extremely short time to respond and its very effective especially with how much easier it is to place. Satchel charges are very silent when placed and primed.

-Anti tanks refill their explosives when they die. Tanks should never be punished for eliminating a threat. The lack of a penalty for death in this game results in extremely aggressive and persistent anti tanks. This playstable has a resemblance to Zergs from StarCraft except they hit like Thors.

-It is very easy to run over friendly infantry. Moving half an inch forward when an engineer is repairing from the sides will rubber band the poor soul into the tracks.

-The British firefly (hev. tank) is very sad. Snail's pace turn rate on all gears and reverse. No coaxial machine gun for driver. Full price of 600 fuel.

-Single digit frames when zooming in optics. This issue wasn't so bad before.

There is much more to this than what is listed but I think all types of players can agree that Hell Let Loose under Team17 is dying.

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Wide variety of play styles are encouraged in this sandbox shooter and teamwork is forced upon the player in order to win.

Path of Exile is my favorite Exile-like game.

so good cant believe its free

Short game. Get it cheap. 10 hours max gameplay. Best stealth mechanics i've ever experienced.

My favorite game of all time.

BBT is fun and interesting game, but it has its flaws. First of all, its multiplayer doesnt work with me and I am sure that other have the same problem. Singleplayer is boring and i get bored in about 15 minutes. The narration and story is hilarious tho and other game companies should learn from this game.

This game is so bad that the devs pay me to play it (weekly case drop)

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