"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i lost the controller

Listen guys, Mom said it was my turn to play on the Xbox. and no, don't ask her because she is sleeping rn. But she said it was my turn, so let me play Halo 2 already.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx