"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

i lost the controller

Listen guys, Mom said it was my turn to play on the Xbox. and no, don't ask her because she is sleeping rn. But she said it was my turn, so let me play Halo 2 already.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see memers playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against memogomy and like ill be the one in the kitchen making vines. We should really play goat simulator sometime its a really cool goat game with a lot of family guy funny moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt memeing I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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That's okay bb, I love you too, now give me that heart and wall of text, ♥♥♥♥♥

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Aw man, my rep is ruined :,(

-rep doesnt know how to play rainbow six siege

woah i just saw it when i used your phone last

I checked my email and didn't see anything? Is this some kind of sick prank? and how did you know I ordered all of that? I'm gonna tell on you!

hey no problem

Aw ♥♥♥♥, okay, I'll go check on that asap. Thanks for informing me

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THE CARTOON STARFISH OF NETORARE HAS EMERGED FROM HIS ROCK TO DESCEND ON YOUR PROFILE!! post this on 5 different profiles or else HE WILL ♥♥♥♥ UR WAIFU!!

Bc you called me a loser first ;-;

What a meanie face, why would you say such a mean thing :,(

Lmao this n00b^

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