Join me for some gaming glory?

Top-level player

add me, Ready to kick some gaming butt?

let's coordinate our movements

+rep a true professional

Rifle pro

unmatched game tactics

+rep fun teammate

+rep AWP specialist

fun play

let's communicate and conquer

+rep smart player

lovely profile

hey, accept me please

mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk0xn-7xiNw&t=113s&ab_channel=AwesomeBeast

DAE This indie gem???

hey can u add me :)

mad?

steak salad

your mom's steak salad

+rep my one true love

Cleaning out my friends list after ages, probably added you a year or two ago in a random match.
Saw you haven't been online in a good amount of time, I hope you're doing alright bro. Merry Christmas

trash can that baits the whole team to try and clutch rarely does

+rep, add me

hi

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♥♥♥♥♥ just left a cs go match to jerk off

do you have any idea what happened to konakona?

So me and my gf decided to do ass sex today, she was excited, I was too so i went in there no condom, no lube, i went full force in anus and she moaned like an elephant, im just pounding and suddenly theres poo on ♥♥♥♥ then 12 seconds later i look down and i see worms up there crawling on my penis, i pull out to wash it off in the washroom but some are trying get inside my Peehole, its so small that i can't even grab it and some go inside. My girlfriend is apologizing and we dunno wtf to do . Then my girlfriend says "u need to ♥♥♥ right now to blow it out before it lays eggs inside of ur ♥♥♥♥!" Thats quick thinking by my worm infested gf. So i start to jerk it super fast, and within 30 seconds im close to climax. ♥♥♥♥ my disgusting girl she should wash her anus, i jump out, jizz right in her face as she squirms, i then see like a dozen worms fly out my peehole and land on her face. She starts screaming, they enter her nose and mouth. Man im never doing anal without a condom again.

im going to be there tomorrow ;)

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t is cubeboye

This beautiful love stain of a man deserves my praise for his eternal moral support

This man has called in at least 7 bomb threats

military gen 3 level 7 winter coa

MarshmallowM89

Junk man is the (largely American) term for a person that buys, trades, or collects disparate items (scrap and usable/repairable things) that are considered of little or no value to their owners. This person then tries to sell or trade these items at a profit to other individuals and scrap yards.

The fact I can see you at school tomorrow and then you have no idea what I'm talking about it is so much better than that it's just not my day was so good at all and I love my new phone

Chekr

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

dab on these kids

-rep his name says "Caucasian" but he's actually black

Google this guy vvvvvvvv

hey man why dont you buy some gasoline or some groceries or something bro? buy some coke lay a hooker maybe drink some beers at the local park

bruh this guys memes are outdated please if youre on this page dont even dignify him and close this now.

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

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