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good

dont 100 percent this game it was terrible

yo why tf is this game so addicting its past my bedtime

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REAL GUUD

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I have never played or beaten the story of last of us. I have waited years to play this game on PC and I knew it would eventually be released seeing how it is one of sony's best products ever released on their gaming platforms. This PC port is actually hot trash. After 4+ patches the shaders and texture details look like muddy poo poo and the face textures are poo poo mud. This is very disappointing. Should fire the port project team and use the ones that did the god of war port. 2/10. FIX IT SO I CAN PLAY THE STORY.

I've spent almost 40 hours in this game and received about 97 percent of the trophies so i am confident in my review when i say that this game is a relaxed, chill, and non rushed survival game. Plenty to do to always keep you busy but without feeling that beating pressure like other survival games do. The only complaint i have about this game is the ending if you choose to do the story mode of things. It felt basic and almost like no thought was put into it. Below you'll see my review on everything.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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This remaster is not worth $30 hands down. The graphics are a mediocre upgrade from the last but still has the same great story, which is the only reason im giving it a good review. Def still has some game bugs that have not been fixed including audio bugs. This does not come close to how good the remaster for the first mafia game was. I would pick this game up if its on sale for $10 but not worth the $30.

Great story and up to date graphics