Our Demius, who art in heaven, 3k elo stream be thy name, thy pimpgar come, thy pimps be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily blue cards, and forgive us of our #sickshotsjohnstone, as we forgive those who #sickshotsjohnstone against us, and lead us not into Bronze 4, but deliver us from Silver 5.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Demius, praise his son sexy devil, our savior, and praise the holy pimps, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the pimps, man would not have conquered the blue cards, and the world would be lost to Bronze 4.

At the table, sexy devil took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, sexy devil took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when sexy devil looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the Bronze 4 had corrupted his way on the rift.

Book of SexGod 6:12

And sexy devil said to Demius, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the pimps."

Book of SexGod 6:13

And so Demius said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so sexy devil gathered up all of the pimpgars, Bronze 4s and blue cards, and he built himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save pimpgars from the calamity.

Jacobklame 13 4:20

Sources :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78Zp3-Nb8w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWaOe11KQHQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Aoj1L_Oig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnnR5Y7klc ---- Me irl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAi083Ddm24 --- MC Dave is my hero