bro...

Hay dias tontos, y tontos tos los dias

hi im spanish too

-rep cerdo rastreto

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Shelly: I'll have the es-cargott and a chabliss.
Brian: [sighs] Same here. Es-cargott and a chabliss.
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Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an
elephant.
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