ShiftySpence
Philip Mckrackinn
New Norfolk, Tasmania, Australia
I'm not crazy! Benny isn't an ordinary dog.
I'm telling you this because it needs to be said but that dog of Dallin's isn't right i'm saying, I once walked passed it and then proceeded to stub my pinky toe, OH GOD! the pain I still feel to this very day, the chill I suddenly felt run down my spine was incomprehensible and as I looked up I saw it, that dog he was smiling right at me I swear I could hear it chuckling he then turned away and did a spaghetti poo on Dallin's kitchen floor, Dallin walked in right after and asked who shat the kitchen? Benny immediately spun around and pointed his paw square at me and Dallin believed this dog over me, I'm not crazy! Benny isn't an ordinary dog.




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I'm not crazy! Benny isn't an ordinary dog.
I'm telling you this because it needs to be said but that dog of Dallin's isn't right i'm saying, I once walked passed it and then proceeded to stub my pinky toe, OH GOD! the pain I still feel to this very day, the chill I suddenly felt run down my spine was incomprehensible and as I looked up I saw it, that dog he was smiling right at me I swear I could hear it chuckling he then turned away and did a spaghetti poo on Dallin's kitchen floor, Dallin walked in right after and asked who shat the kitchen? Benny immediately spun around and pointed his paw square at me and Dallin believed this dog over me, I'm not crazy! Benny isn't an ordinary dog.




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Bill Nye the Russian Spy 24 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36am 
This man has been brainwashed by the IRA. His name is not Greg, its Doloris. Matter of fact he isnt a he at all...... cant even call her a she. he was a misfortunate experiment by the Delusional scientist Benny Migos. After that fateful night Doloris has been out free roaming the streets looking for his next victim to Miss-Gender. If you see a spaghetti pooo on the floor, be wary because he will try to blame it on the dog when infact he done the crime in cold stone commitment. IVE SEEN HIM DO IT WITH MY VERY OWN EYES AND THAT CRAZY BASTARD STILL TRIED TO PALM IT OFF. You know someones a little strange when they drink that dirty water they call Guinness. I dont know man but i cant trust it. Stay frosty around this one fellas hes dangerous.


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Saddam Huslting 28 May, 2023 @ 2:21am 
Stupid Weeb
Saddam Huslting 12 Jul, 2021 @ 7:30am 
+rep respected by russian pokemon
Hans Luger 4 Jul, 2021 @ 4:16am 
+rep the nicest homosexual I know :)