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🤕
"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
😯
Flattery will get you everywhere.
😪
In all, I've had seventeen demands for your badge. Some want parts of your
body attached. Why did you have to upset everybody?
-- Lord Vetinari reproves Vimes.
(Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)
🤐
If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.
🤧
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-- Winston Churchill
😗
One day,
A mad meta-poet,
With nothing to say,
Wrote a mad meta-poem
That started: "One day,
A mad meta-poet,
With nothing to say,
Wrote a mad meta-poem
That started: "One day,
[...]
sort of close".
Were the words that the poet,
Finally chose,
To bring his mad poem,
To some sort of close".
Were the words that the poet,
Finally chose,
To bring his mad p