Seductive Cabbage
Ontario, Canada
Whats dat all aboot!
Whats dat all aboot!
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4.6 hrs on record
last played on 8 Sep
8.4 hrs on record
last played on 6 Sep
1,322 hrs on record
last played on 6 Sep
Michael Jordan of Drunk Driving 9 May, 2018 @ 11:44pm 
It’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me, My name is SniperSmoke. I have 290 hours with bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it up the cooter. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm right up the butt-cut so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like Icyhot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character. ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters I’ll gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders give them to each other don’t you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my knuckles and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let’s go team.
H2O D. Mart 4 Sep, 2017 @ 7:31pm 
Want to literally tear your eyeballs out of your own sockets? With only a toothpick? Talk to this guy for 5 seconds. Contact me and for only 19.99 you can buy 1,000 toothpicks.
✪ HATE_ME 27 Jul, 2017 @ 10:52pm 
ez ban ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless canadian
Alan... 22 Jun, 2015 @ 4:19am 
+rep, fast and good trader
KriticalKat 30 May, 2015 @ 3:41am 
You gave this chicken PTSD :reuschicken: