Look, I don't understand why I can't smash a group of basic girls. I'm not basic but I think that is the problem tbh. I have an IQ in the highest percentile, either 1th or 99th i don't know which way round it is. I just sit there sipping my dark roast and reading "Gravity's Rainbow" like a boss, but 0 girls notice me. Modern women are a joke tbh. I'm here offering an alpha physique, massive big ♥♥♥♥ and the brain to match, yet I get no puss. How do you get these sorts of girls to let you access their special holes?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

pretty sure this guy haS a voice an an actual angel really strange vibing idk

he sounds like a guy who lost his girl friend and got hit by a car and a van 3 times in the same day, don't ask me how he survived.

he has the voice of a grandmother that smokes alot of ciggaretes

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend