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44 of 50 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 12:12pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 11:59am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 5:11pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2017 @ 1:25pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 8:19am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2017 @ 2:00pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:00pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 7:48am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 12:38pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 5:14pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2017 @ 8:13pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 5:25pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 6:34pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 7:03am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 5:43pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 6:31am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 11:49pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:52pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 6:02pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2017 @ 4:20pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:23pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 1:04pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 1:16pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 6:27pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2017 @ 5:55pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 12:39pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 12:12pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 5:46pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 4:37pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:36pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:23am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 1:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2017 @ 12:24pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 4:57pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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