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6.4 hrs on record
I came actual buckets. This game physically dehydrated me with the amount of semen that was released from my greasy ♥♥♥♥ and balls. I sat in my room for seven whole weeks just blasting baby batter to this glorious flash game. My fat ♥♥♥♥ spat its last gossamer strand of man milk at 4:29 PM. My entire room is filled with my baby rope and there is now a large scale flash flood of Elmer's Special Paste going throughout my apartment building. I am actually drowning Old Mrs. Higgens two floors down with the sheer power of my semen. This game has made me transcend time and space. My ♥♥♥ is eternal. The torrential jizzfall that is running down from my ♥♥♥♥ will never stop after seeing such perfection. 10/10
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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14.7 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
I came actual buckets. This game physically dehydrated me with the amount of semen that was released from my greasy ♥♥♥♥ and balls. I sat in my room for seven whole weeks just blasting baby batter to this glorious flash game. My fat ♥♥♥♥ spat its last gossamer strand of man milk at 4:29 PM. My entire room is filled with my baby rope and there is now a large scale flash flood of Elmer's Special Paste going throughout my apartment building. I am actually drowning Old Mrs. Higgens two floors down with the sheer power of my semen. This game has made me transcend time and space. My ♥♥♥ is eternal. The torrential jizzfall that is running down from my ♥♥♥♥ will never stop after seeing such perfection. 10/10
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
51.4 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
DO YOU LIKE CRASHING!?!?!?!? DO YOU LIKE GETTING DISCONNECTED?!?!?! OR EVEN GETTING LOCKED OUT OF YOUR CUSTOM CLASSES FOR NO REASON!?!?! HOLY MOLLY THIS GAME IS FOR YOU. THE WORST CAMPAIGN TO COME OUT PROBABLY EVER (YES I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE STUPID STEALTH/CRAFTING SEGMENTS WOOHOOO LETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) THE MULTIPLAYER MIGHT BE NICE IF IT WORKED. GROUND WAR STILL SUCKS, MAPS ARE MADE WITH SHOTGUNS OR SNIPERS IN MIND AND NOTHING ELSE. THE UI ACTIVELY FIGHTS YOU WHENEVER USING IT. BUT DONT WORRY GUYS ALL THE PRIDE FLAG EMBLEMS??? UNLOCKED!!!! (LETS GOOO) NO MORE COUNTRY FLAGS BTW. AND LUCKY FOR YOU THIS GAME WHILE MAKE YOU TAKE MANDATORY BREAKS WITH HOW OFTEN IT CRASHES.
70 DOLLARS BTW.
Posted 28 October, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
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2.0 hrs on record
I came actual buckets. This game physically dehydrated me with the amount of semen that was released from my greasy ♥♥♥♥ and balls. I sat in my room for seven whole weeks just blasting baby batter to this glorious flash game. My fat ♥♥♥♥ spat its last gossamer strand of man milk at 4:29 PM. My entire room is filled with my baby rope and there is now a large scale flash flood of Elmer's Special Paste going throughout my apartment building. I am actually drowning Old Mrs. Higgens two floors down with the sheer power of my semen. This game has made me transcend time and space. My ♥♥♥ is eternal. The torrential jizzfall that is running down from my ♥♥♥♥ will never stop after seeing such perfection. 10/10
Posted 27 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
I came actual buckets. This game physically dehydrated me with the amount of semen that was released from my greasy ♥♥♥♥ and balls. I sat in my room for seven whole weeks just blasting baby batter to this glorious flash game. My fat ♥♥♥♥ spat its last gossamer strand of man milk at 4:29 PM. My entire room is filled with my baby rope and there is now a large scale flash flood of Elmer's Special Paste going throughout my apartment building. I am actually drowning Old Mrs. Higgens two floors down with the sheer power of my semen. This game has made me transcend time and space. My ♥♥♥ is eternal. The torrential jizzfall that is running down from my ♥♥♥♥ will never stop after seeing such perfection. 10/10
Posted 2 January, 2022.
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