♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

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I could cut my wrists with this profile

please learn the proper way of saying weeb it's just getting annoying now. Just because a person posts or watch anime, that doesn't mean they are weebs. A weeb or also know as a weeaboo is a non-Japanese person that acts like they're Japanese but they are actually not. A weeb is a type of person that adds a random Japanese word to their sentence. For example " this is so kawaii(this is so cute)" or "you are such a Baka (your such an idiot)". Please and if you call me a weeb just for explaining this to you, I'm Japanese so that doesn't really count.

I am 15 years old and I'm a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. It is simply a 📺 show 😔. I am no different 😡 than anyone else 💁 💁. I have a 3.87 GPA 📈💯 and many friends who simply don't mind me being a 🐴🌈🐴 brony. I don't give a single 💩 about 🐴🌈🐴 brony haters 💁😡 because the only reason they hate us is cuz they don't know anything about us👏👏👏👏👏👏👏.

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

+rep hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against gays and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play anal gang bang 5 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

thanks dude, ill think twice before killing myself now

What a gay profile tbh, i would still ♥♥♥♥ it tho

Nice Ass