Mooning The President
Jacob Ryan
United States
why are we here, just to suffer?!?!?!?!?!?!?
why are we here, just to suffer?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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last played on 7 May
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last played on 6 May
Dr. Poolittle 5 Apr @ 4:38pm 
Cool guy i guess, saw him eat a bird once. It was still alive. +rep
JOE👳🏿GANKE😷UP 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51pm 
My wife has a secret app called MyAryanFireTruck for anytime her pu$$y is on fire. She goes to the app, pushes a button, and gets connected to a sex hotline of Male Prostitute Sex Slaves, who are then delivered shirtless driving a Fire Truck to your wive's house.

The shirtless firemen may optionally wear bear or horse costume heads, to allow anonymity. Of course the hose is their penis, that extinguishes your wife's pu$$y fire with Aryan Fire Truck driver semen.

After all has been said and done it is too late. Now your wife has been recruited to the Fire Truck as she fiendishly takes up her new job of driving it in her lingerie, to of course, be rewarded by more firemen penises.
PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST 9 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm 
Okay OJ! The stage is all yours! Let the 'good vibes only' commence!

What's The Worst Drug a Lowdown Hood Ridah Can Get Addicted To? Crack-Cocaina? Nah, Nobody Got The Money For That Shi' Unless You's a Sanrio College-Thot McHeadGiver. Herobrine? Nobody Got Time For Minecraft Creepypastas No More. Weed? That ♥♥♥♥ Ain't Even a Drug Now You Just Smell Silly. There You Is! Yert... Man's Worst Drug is POOO SAY!! You Heard Me Straight, Bruffa...

Never Again. Never Forget.
Riley Escobar 1 Mar, 2023 @ 2:34pm 
-rep. Fogwalker
Elim Prudente 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37pm 
Truly a genshin player.
Comandolorian 2 Feb, 2023 @ 6:04pm 
lol nice alt f4 you all most died shame about your gank friends not being able to do that in time