Recent reviews by Sir Scritters Witler

Surprised me at how much depth there was.

Reminds me of the old days with Realm of the Mad God (but better)

Shoutout to the weed-smoker Goldenhawk for giving me this swag ass experience

Absolutely phenomenal. Simply Amazing.

Like Hotline Miami but not top-down, instead more like a typical 2D platformer. (Yeah I'm totally the first to compare this game to hotline miami)

Please buy this game. It's really good. If only they'd released the DLC already, it'd be perfect.

Oh yeah 10/10 soundtrack

Have you heard of the High Elves? Hrggh, Byerrrr, Hngg
Stop! You violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit. Then pay with your blood! Why, won't, you, DIE!?? Hahhh, Uyeahh, Hnng.
What is it citizen? If you've got to travel, by the nine divines stay on the roads, it's the Deadra you see. Hahh, by the nine divines, assault, assault! You elves are all the same, all flash and no- Hrhhhgh
Come on now, there's no need to get violent! Hraaaa! Who goes there?! Hrah, I've fought *ooo* mudcrabs more fearsome than you! Nrggahhh ooo-

A classic. Better than most modern games.

Everything an open game should be. Every missions has an incredible number of approaches to it, with various methods and abilities to mess around with. Story is pretty alright, characters are a bit bland though. Graphics have aged fairly decently, and the gameplay like a fine wine. Overall 10/10 would most definitely recommend, much better than any Assassins Creed game.

If you have absolutely no idea what an SCP is, what any of the classes you are playing as have to do, or what to do in whatever level you are in, this game will be a nightmare. Go read or watch a guide before playing this game.

Once you've done that, this game goes from being a nightmare to a comedy. This is because:

-Wandering around the site facility, finding keycards and guns, running from MTF or Chaos or SCPs or whatever is trying to kill you, and just goofing off wherever you find yourself is always hilarious.
-The announcement system is creative, and the fact that 8/10 people you find in this game use their mics actually makes it worth talking in this game.
-If you die, that's ok, as you will either respawn in a short bit as MTF or Chaos, and if you don't respawn that's also ok, as spectating the SCPs and watching them rip through the survivors is always a pleasure watching.
-Many different ways to escape and win, every session is different, for better or for worse.
-Playing as an SCP is amazing. Pray every round you spawn as one.

Other than the core gameplay, other reasons this game is amazing:

-Active developers and community
-SCP community in general is fantastic, highly recommend reading SCP entries
-Players in game are [generally] non-toxic and friendly

tl;dr - Get this game. It's free, so no harm done.

One of the best Indie games I've played in a long time.

I normally think Indie games are hastily made, have a cookie cutter formula, and simply aren't fun or intresting, but this is one of the few among the masses that stands out. Its story is one of the best I've encountered in games for a very long time. The universe feels real and fleshed out. The characters are memorable and feel like actual humans. The art style is simple, yet so much better than the standard pixel-art graphics that most indie games have. I won't go over the gameplay nor the story much, as I feel as though it would spoil the charm of the game.

tl;dr - Buy Orwell, I hate indie games but this one is good.

This game has the potential to be great. It's extremely fun with all of its odd physics and hilarious deaths. The community is great, with most times you can just drop into a server and strike up conversation with anyone. The mechanics of repairing, captaining, and loading the canons adds a sense of urgency and chaos to the already chaotic matches. That, coupled with 54 people max in a game, and you get a fun, funny, and great game.

10/10 would Cheeki Breeki again.

10/10 Would send gnomes to space again.