Recent reviews by Score Magala

Buggy mess with developers who don't give a ♥♥♥♥ so long as they continue making money from it. DLC during EA, price hike, and now globally banning a player for pointing out glithes. ♥♥♥♥ these guys.

If you've got nothing else to play, sure

Went in thinking I wouldn't have a good time

Came out having the best time I've ever had with a dating sim

Honestly, this is the best FPS to play with friends

"Are you a real slave?"

"Well, uh, technically, nah"

"Have you ever done something naughty? Like masturbate to thoughts of your step family?"

"Nah"

"Have you ever tried on revealing clothing?"

"Nah nah"

"Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be real slaves!"


Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you want to be in control for number one

You have to mind control your family for some fun

Just listen to my music

And sneak around

Be sure to make lots of sound!

"Yes do touch that!"


*I am number one!*

*I am number one!*


Now look at this collar that I just found

When I say go, be ready to bark!

Go!

"Bark for me, not her! Ugh! Let's try something else!



Now watch and learn, here's the deal

She'll slip and slide on this lotion spill

"Ha ha, look at what you're doing!"


*I am number one!*

*I am number one!*

*I am number one!*

*I am number one hey hey!*

Honestly, just a fun game all around

♥♥♥♥'s fun

Don't bother reading the reviews. Buy this game already.

Team Fortress 2, a cornerstone of gaming, internet, and VALVE's history, is being strangled to death by bots. Ones who have DDOSed, doxxed, swatted, harassed, impersonated, etc. This has been going on five years and cannot continue. I may not have the tens of thousands of hours, but I have avoided playing BECAUSE of the bots. Valve must not be allowed to let people to get away with illegal activities and be held unaccountable. This review exists to put a spotlight on this issue, one Valve openly ignores. I love and adore this game to death and back. I want it saved.

As it stands, Team Fortress 2 is not dead, however, it is being slowly killed. And Valve is letting it happen. #FixTF2

This is the best fan-made Fallout game I have ever played.

So, when's the actual Fallout 4 coming out?

...You mean that was it? You can't be serious.

No Bethesda game would be so like a fanmade game. They wouldn't do that to their fans on purpose, right?

...Right?