⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠉⠄⠄⠉⠉⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣶⣶⣤⣄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿
⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⠟⣩⣤⣤⡉⢿⣧⠄⠄⠘⣿
⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⣿⡇⠄⠄⢹
⣅⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣦⡙⠻⠟⣋⣼⡿⠄⠄⠄⠘
⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠
⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣌⢻⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸
⣿⡄⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢀⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿
⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠈⠳⢬⣭⡴⠟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣄⣀⣀⠄⠄⣀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣶
⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⣶⣶⣶⣶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿
⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿
⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣹⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡿
⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣷⣤⣤⡆⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠾⠿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠀⣰⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣧⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⠟

⢋⣴⠒⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿
⢾⣿⣀⣿⡘⢿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠻⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠈⠙⢿⣦⣉⡁⠄⠄⣴⣶⣿⣿⢷⡶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠛⠻⠃⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⣀⣀⣴⡟⢩⠁⠩⣝⢂⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⡛⣳⣶⣤⡘⠿⢋⣡
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣈⣱⣮⣿⣷⡾⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠿⠛⠛⣻⣿⠉⠛⠋⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠸⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡠⠄⢒⣤⣟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣀⣀⣉⣉⣠⣽⣿⣟⠻⣿⣿⡆⢻
⠄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠋⠉⣿⣿⣶⣿⣟⣛⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⡇⣸
⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢿
⡋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄

TES6 will start, as is tradition, with the main character captured in a jail cell. After an exciting jail break involving a revolutionary combat system possible through the all new Vortex engine, you wander through a forest, eventually finding an old, bearded man sitting next to a fire. "Sit, my child, and let me tell you a tale of heroism and glory." You sit down, and the screen fades to black.

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there." The title appears on screen: "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

A hundred years in the future, the man tears off his beard. He stares at the camera, at you, and says "Thank you for buying my new game." Todd Howard then gets up, and walks into the distance, copies of Skyrim in hand.

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Before I played Dark Souls:
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After I played Dark Souls:
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/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　　｜ ｜
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°） ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
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