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Son: I ain't never seen no mustard on there but it might be good though! My dad might know better I'm boutta give it to him.
[The son passes his phone over to his Dad.]
Dad: Oh, mustard. Come on man, now dont put no mustard on there you need to put a little seasoning on that thing. What? Man, come on now get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now! Come on get that pepper off, that just too much doggone pepper! I don't even want to see this no more.
[The Dad passes his phone back to the son.]
Son: Aw, what happened no- God! Oh my god! Yo why you putting all that pepper on there? Take that off off there! Get that pepper off of Agh-
[The video abruptly ends.]
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⣀⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⠂⡀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣏⠁⠀AAAAAAAAAAA
⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀
⢠⣾⣿⡿⠋⠀⠈⠙⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡿⠿⠟⢿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀
⠈⠿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⡿⠂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀
"Yo, what's up?"
"D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
"Basically - kind of a big deal!"
"Oh man, that's beautiful. Heh!"
" Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
"BOINK!"
"I'm a force a' nature!"
"BONK!"
"If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
"WOOO!"
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ¥☆★☆★☆¥★☆★☆¥★☆¥
⢠⣶⣿⠿⣿⣶⡄⠄⣠⣶⡿⢿⣷⣄⠄⠄⣴⣾⠿⢿⣷⣄⠄⢀⣴⡾⠿⣷⣦⡀
⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠘⠟⠄⠄⣸⣿⠇
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠾⠿⢿⣯⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣴⣦⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
⢱⣼⣿⠇⢀⠄⠄⠄⡰⠅⢀⣴⣾⡿⠿⢷⠝⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⡝
⠸⣿⣿⠗⠋⠄⠄⠠⠂⠄⣿⣿⡧⢒⣂⣼⣿⣄⡚⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠲⣿⣿⡯
⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣩⣤⣵⡠⡺⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⠃
⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⢀⡘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠋⠖⠚⠂⢹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣷⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⣏⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡲⠾⢻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⡟⠄
⠄⢹⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⢫⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠓⠓⡘⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⠁⠄
⠄⠈⠿⠿⠿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠹⠇⠄⠄⠄⠺⠿⠿⠏⠄
⠐⠄⠄⣴⣯⣯⢷⣻⣺⢽⣫⢾⣝⡵⡯⣾⣽⢷⣄⠄⠄
⠄⢀⣼⢿⡽⣾⢯⣷⣻⣽⢽⣳⣳⢽⡺⡮⣫⢯⢿⣦⠄
⠄⣼⣿⢽⡯⣿⡽⣾⡿⣞⣯⢷⢯⢯⢯⢯⡺⡪⡳⣻⠄
⣴⣿⣿⣽⣟⣷⣟⣯⣿⡽⣞⣯⢿⡽⡽⡵⣝⢮⣫⣺⠄
⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣽⣾⣾⡀
⠐⡀⠢⠄⡀⠄⢀⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠣
⡀⠂⠈⣪⣌⡤⢾⠿⠕⢤⣤⣨⣠⢤⠡⠄⠄⡌⠄⡐⡐
⠐⠈⠄⠱⣻⡻⠶⢦⠶⠯⠟⢟⢯⢳⢩⡂⡆⡇⡐⡐⢌
⢁⠐⠄⠈⣾⣓⢝⣛⡛⡗⣞⣗⢕⡕⢕⠕⡸⡀⠂⠌⡂
⡀⠂⡁⠄⡿⣕⢷⣻⢽⢝⢞⢮⢳⠑⠅⢑⢜⠜⣬⢐⢈
⠄⢁⣀⣴⠋⠪⠳⠹⠵⠹⠘⠈⠂⠁⡐⡸⡘⣠⡳⡣⣪
⣽⢟⣿⡣⠄⢸⡄⠠⠠⡠⢠⢐⠨⡐⣴⣹⡨⣞⣎⢎⢺
⠏⠟⠛⠃⠄⠘⠛⠊⠊⠘⠐⠅⠇⠻⠛⠓⠛⠛⠪⠓⠹
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣄⠄⣼⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠛⣿⣿⠄⢀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣸⣿⠛⡛⢛⣿⠋⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠁⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠓⠸⠏⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⠿⠿⢻⣦⣤⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢭⡛⡀⠄⠄⠨⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣧⡀⣈⣿⣿⠟⠄⠄⠠⢇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⢀⣉⡉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿
⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀
⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀
⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹
⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔
⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏
⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨
⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐
⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱
⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣
⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪
⠀⠀⢠⣞⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⢀⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣽⣛⡿⢿⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢰⠎⣾⣿⣿⡿⣛⣿⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣵⣊⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠸⢆⢿⣿⣿⠹⠿⠟⠛⢋⣉⣉⣭⣍⣉⣉⣉⡉⠛⢛⣛⡸⠂⠀⠀
⠀⠈⢲⠉⠀⠀⣴⣶⠿⠶⢿⣿⣿⣟⣤⣴⢰⢙⡄⣲⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠘⡟⣏⢫⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠙⣮⠎⣾⢿⣿⣿⣛⣋⢽⡝⠋⠉⠉⠛⠀⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢇⢿⣿⣿⢟⢯⠭⣾⣷⣶⢖⡆⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠙⢿⡹⣿⣯⣿⣿⣽⡾⠁⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⡃⣦⡉⠓⠋⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⢸⣁⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢀⣠⠖⣒⠴⣺⣷⣧⣿⣷⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣦⡐⢫⠲⣄
⠄⢀⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡺⣺⠟⡑⠂⠆⣷⣏⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⢠⣲⢕⢼⣗⡲⠄⠄⠄⠑⠽⣦
⠈⠄⠄⠄⢐⢮⣳⣿⣿⣧⣨⣷⣿⣯⣀⣀⣀⠄⠘⢷⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠏⢿⢟⢟⣟⣿⣻⣟⣿⣿⣿⣽⣷⣦⢝⣳⣄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢐⢑⢝⣺⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠏⠊⡈⠈⢿⣦⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡢⡣⡗⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⡿⡂⠎⣿⡇
⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢕⢟⣺⢮⢿⡿⣿⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄⠋⠁
⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠬⡻⣛⢮⢺⢽⡿⠛⠋⠠⢑⢡⢧⢣⡀
⠂⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⢈⠘⡨⡪⡕⠘⠁⠄⠄⡢⢕⣼⣵⣾⠊⠁
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠈⠒⠅⠄⢀⡀⣖⣾⣯⣷⣾⣀
⠄⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡢⣫⠯⣿⣿⣿⢟⣏⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢚⢾⢮⢙⢕⢳⣷⡇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠑⠊⠑⠐⠈⠒⠛⠃
⠄⢉⣻⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠁
⠄⢀⣏⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⠿⠿⣽⠝
⠄⠄⠉⡾⣿⠋⠉⠈⠁⣤⣎⢍⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠓
⣮⣙⠴⣿⣿⣤⡒⡀⠄⣹⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠘⢀⡴⣀⣿
⢀⢰⡀⣟⣿⣿⣿⣾⣾⣭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄⣈⣍⢐⣿⣿
⠈⠉⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠐⣽⣩⣿⣿⡇
⣿⣴⡀⠄⢉⣛⠛⠁⡸⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⡐⡑⠄⠈⠋⠄
⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⢵⡀⠈⠈⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⢿⡾⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠨⢐⢥⠄⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣯⠼⠟⣀⡿⢸⠥⣯⢠⡅⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠊⣻⣿⣾⣻⢫⣯⠥⠩⠈⠁⠁⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠠⣾⣏⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⡤⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ ⠄⢹⣿⡗ ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢀⣾⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣦⢻⡿⠟⠿⣿⣿⣦⡹⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣦⠹⠿⠿⣿⣿⣧⡀
⠸⠿⠿⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⡇
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣼⣿⡿⠁⠄⢀⣴⣿⡿⠁
⠄⠄⢀⣠⣾⣿⠟⢋⣴⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⡿⠋⣠⣾⣿⠟⠋⠄⣠⣶⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄
⠄⣰⣿⡿⠋⠄⠈⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⢀⡾⣡⣾⣿⠋⠁⠄⢠⣾⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣌⠻⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⠂⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⡆
⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁
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𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘 2021 💙
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