This account is hella old, but I'm keeping all the old af memes here anyways.

My life is about three things. Getting money, getting ♥♥♥♥♥, and the Dewey Decimal System.

＼(。ω。＼)ＳＬＡＭ！(／。ω。)／ＪＡＭ！

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO

YEA, YEA
VIKTOR CALLAR RAMP
JAG FÅR DAMP
♥♥♥♥♥♥ HANS MOR TILLS HON FÅR KRAMP

"Let us go then you and I, when the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table."
-T.S. Elliot, so beautiful.

People call me Coffee. Not because I grind so fine, or because I keep you up past 2AM, but because I'm bitter, and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am.

Beat Devil's Course, first course beaten on February 10th, 2015.

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