Alright, here’s a "Nasty Pasta" recipe that's more of a chaotic experiment than a culinary delight. Perfect for testing your adventurous side—or punishing taste buds. 🫠
Ingredients

200g spaghetti (cooked to oblivion, mushy is key)
1 can of tuna in oil (do not drain it)
½ cup ketchup (yes, ketchup)
3 tablespoons mayonnaise (extra gloopy)
1 cup diced pickles
1 banana (sliced into thin rounds)
½ cup grated blue cheese (the stinkier, the better)
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 teaspoon instant coffee powder
Crushed potato chips (for garnish, preferably barbecue-flavored)


Warning: Consumption might result in existential crises. Not recommended for sane individuals or anyone who respects pasta.

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| Ez ☒ | Not ez ☐ |

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