Scarecrow is a good guy but he maintains 19 discord kittens in 13 states and 6 provinces, half of whom are suckling his nitro.

Scarecrow if you're reading this come home the children miss you your wife misses you she says you can have 2 hours of screen time every night and ill stop eating your fruit snacks
-Your wife's boyfriend

Really sucks that scarecrow was the cause of the downfall of a particular roman city in 79 A.D.

Awesome person great guy too bad he was responsible for the suffering of the Russian people between 1922-1953

Scarecrow has a fiery attitude, too bad he fired too soon on March 5th 1770 in Boston. Too bad he also fired too soon on April 19th, 1775. Truly is a shame that fiery attitude manifested in a house that was white on August 24th, 1814.

Scarecrow is a great guy, too bad his work with the Japanese on December 7th 1941 wasn't so great.