Recent reviews by Scampi

When I first started the game, I expected an award-winning, clever yet action-packed teleportation-based valve game with a rich plot and amazingly developed characters.



I regret nothing.

One day, when I was playing as the drunken wretch, I came across a sniper, alone and out of place in the map. I raised my double-barreled pain pill dispenser, ready to blast him into thin gruel when he stopped... and looked at me. I hesitated for a second, then lowered my weapon. He looked at me. I looked at him. We pointed and laughed at eachother. Not five seconds later, a teammate shows up. From underneah his tobacco-covered helmet, he sees what's happening and joins in. Two other mugs show up and now it's a party.

Ten minutes later every mercenary on the map was engaging in a high-fiving, head-butting, do-si-do-ing, Latin dance adventure.

Some say that in war, there are no victors; only survivors. I say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHLOVETHECONGA

Before you purchase this product, be sure it is right for you.

This platform can be used to:

Fight people and NPCs in a variety of environments using a variety of weapons
Build various contraptions of any shape and size with few limits
Simulate a massive array of real life situations
Do nothing productive in particular
Drive vehicles
Role play
Play more games

FACT 1: This is a very broad yet incomplete and entirely true description of what you can do whithin Garry's Mod.
FACT 2: You enjoy participating in at least 2 of the aforementioned activities.
FACT 3: You will enjoy Garry's Mod.