"Pot of Greed" is legendary—not just in Yu-Gi-Oh! but apparently in Counter-Strike too. Why? Because he draws two, and in CS, that means he’s always two steps ahead. His game sense is unmatched, his economy is stacked, and his flicks? Deadly. He doesn’t eco—he multiplies resources. He’s always got the right read, the right play, and somehow, an AK even when he shouldn’t.

And your girl? She loves a strategic mind, and Pot of Greed is all about maximizing value. He’s clutching 1v5s while texting her at the same time. You’re saving for an M4 next round, he’s buying her dinner mid-game. You had one flash, he had two smokes and a Molly—and somehow, your girl’s in Discord with him now.

It’s GG, uninstall.