L gamer made me kill all his dark souls 3 enemies

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep trolls my apex games

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ps still 2k hours behind, get good :P

You can have le first +rep from me, -rep for ♥♥♥♥ builds, but +rep for comedy

+rep based af