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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 6:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 12:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:39am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:14am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:16am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:39am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 11:21pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 12:37am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:11am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:38am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 7:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:51am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:35am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:11am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 3:41pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:57am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 9:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:13am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:02am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:24am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:00pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:52am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:55pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2022 @ 7:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 7:39am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 9:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 8:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:54am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2024 @ 9:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:38am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:57pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 3:38am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:44am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2024 @ 3:49pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:57pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:45am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 3:33am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 11:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 6:46pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:48pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 2:20am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:25pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 12:37pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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