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53.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It is absurd how much of an addicting and engaging gameplay loop an indie dev team can achieve in under 200 megabytes.

It has a demo with hours worth of gameplay, trying out different combinations from just 4 of the 9 kings, and your level progress carries over to the full game.
I highly recommend trying it if you're even remotely interested, considering how fast the game downloads and starts up.
Posted 23 May.
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35.5 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
"Tony taught us not to be ashamed of our numbers. Especially since they're so high and all."
"Yeah, I see that. Tony gave you good advice."
"They gets bigger when I nub on them."
"MMMmm."
"Sometimes I nub on them so hard, I break the game."
Posted 21 April.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
This could easily pass as a standalone Vampire Survivors spin-off game with the sheer amount of well-made content it contains.
Posted 31 October, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
335.9 hrs on record (291.6 hrs at review time)
Don't let the graphics fool you. The gameplay here is ridiculously detailed and in-depth. You can feel the passion that went into tinkering around with this game over the course of multiple years.

There are over 4,000 individual units and over 3,000 events. This game is loaded on content.
Posted 28 May, 2024. Last edited 27 November, 2024.
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11.0 hrs on record
I know the 25th Anniversary update recently came out for HL1, but this still holds up in terms of all the changes it adds.
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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417.1 hrs on record (104.8 hrs at review time)
What if YOU were the bullet hell?
Posted 22 November, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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68.9 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
I've been watching videos of this game for months. Actually playing the game was a lot more fun than I expected.

An absolutely incredible example of Don't judge a game by its cover.
Posted 6 July, 2022.
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64.9 hrs on record (49.7 hrs at review time)
Time to breathe pure pollution smoke.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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281.6 hrs on record (209.5 hrs at review time)
Rapidly intensifying hell of both you loading up on mass amounts of power-ups and enemies capable of killing you in a single hit. 10/10

24/11/2012: Still a 10/10
Posted 28 October, 2020. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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173.8 hrs on record (141.4 hrs at review time)
Intense lone survival to comfy sailing across space with a fleet of ships.

A must-have If you like sandbox exploration games.
Posted 28 October, 2020.
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