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Wow I paid for this and now I need to make an Opera account and pay a subscription? These people belong in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ circus.

Gaming.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for a review that's as multifaceted as a gem with shades of Dorian Grey, Tom Sawyer, Frank Underwood, Postal Dude, and Michael Jackson all rolled into one!

Oh, the artistry of Postal 2, just like the captivating portrait of Dorian Grey! It's a game that's as provocative and daring as Dorian's hidden sins, pushing the boundaries of convention with its irreverent humor and gritty visuals. But just like Dorian's charm, Postal 2's got a magnetic pull that'll keep you beguiled from start to finish, leaving you craving for more.

The adventures of Postal Dude are as wild and unpredictable as Tom Sawyer's escapades! With its mischievous antics and Southern charm, Postal 2 is a game that's as thrilling as a raft ride down the Mississippi river. It's a journey full of twists and turns, with choices that'll test your moral compass, just like Tom's encounters with danger and mischief.

And speaking of danger, Postal Dude's got a ruthless streak that's as cunning as Frank Underwood's political maneuvers! Just like Frank, Postal Dude ain't afraid to play dirty to get what he wants. He's a master of manipulation, making calculated moves that'll keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering what he'll do next.

But amidst all the chaos, there's a certain innocence to Postal 2 that's reminiscent of Michael Jackson's childlike wonder. It's a game that'll make you chuckle with its irreverent humor and quirky characters, just like Michael's infectious laughter and playful spirit. And just like Michael's music, Postal 2's soundtrack is a masterpiece that'll have you groovin' to its beats while you navigate through the madness.

So, if you're lookin' for a game that's as captivating as Dorian Grey's portrait, as thrilling as Tom Sawyer's adventures, as cunning as Frank Underwood's political maneuvers, as irreverent as Postal Dude's antics, and as playful as Michael Jackson's spirit, then Postal 2 is the one for you. It's a game that'll leave you mesmerized, entertained, and questioning the complexities of human nature, just like the tales of Dorian Grey, Tom Sawyer, Frank Underwood, Postal Dude, and the music of Michael Jackson. It's a masterpiece that'll have you comin' back for more, long after the game is over. Bravo!

I enjoy the game. Unfortunately, the Ubisoft store is still subpar, but since the game is a few years old, it at least works properly. It has some content available for free with two sub-tiers that I consider reasonably priced for a game that doesn't have loot boxes or a game pass. The controls are precise, the graphics are good, and there is a lot of player made content. Overall, if you're willing to spend around $10 to $30 a year, you will have a good time with the game. As a free game, it's worth checking out, unless you really dislike the Ubisoft store (which I don't blame you for lmfao).

When a game starts off with Billie Jean and Self Control, you know it's gonna be good af.

Pretty trash.

Trash

very epic

Dark Souls of platformers.

I love killing white nazi's cuz Im a ascended woke cummynist