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Licky Bum Bum.
That's right, I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ the fear turkey.
You cheeky ♥♥♥♥-waffle.
I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
She danced as if no one was watching. But people were watching, and she looked like a ♥♥♥♥.
You are my love my angle don't treat me like potato
Jiggleboob McSugartits
Well split my ♥♥♥♥ and call me Caitlyn
Never poke a sleeping clown
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All i want to do is shake my turban.
They call me Clit Master, Lord of Orgasmia.
HONORABRU SEPPUKURU
The best part of having a prostitute die on you is that the second hour is free.
I expect nothing and I'm still let down.
Sex is like pizza, sometimes your dad makes you have it when you don't even wan't it.
You're invited to a party at my house, bring food and leave.
It's not gay if it's for a Klondike bar.
If you don't want a gut, take it in the butt.
You see... I struggle with a very serious eating disorder.... Then I guess you won't be 'eating disorder' of fries!
A yawn can be a surprise blowjob if you're fast enough.
If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it. Time to ♥♥♥♥ a blender.
I'm always a slut for Doritos.
First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike, my dad was holding me from behind.
They're called eyebrows 'cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass.
Don't put ya fingas in ya ass.
I would bury my ♥♥♥♥ so far in your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off.
I'm God's gift to women if he stopped at a gas station last minute.
I think the worst part about getting your ass eaten by a clown is the rubber nose squeaking every time you push back against his face.