Sam P45
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THERE ARE IMPERSONATERS AS ME GOING AROUND. THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT. I have over 25 thousand trades done.

I'm as fast as a bot and twice as pretty! :) Well maybe not as fast..but at least i'm pretty! Right? Ok fine. I'm faster than a bot but not as pretty :(
Killah Karma: Sam your as fast as a bot and 6x as pretty
Artemis_Phoenix: I want to let you know that I think you are TWICE as fast as a bot and TEN times more pretty :p
Csipa: and you're really as fast as a bot :D


The Girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on their broom.

I play runescape...ladies please! one at a time!
If it's just between us, I'd do it for free. Right here, right now. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!
Turning myth into truth.
Send me a trade offer
THERE ARE IMPERSONATERS AS ME GOING AROUND. THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT. I have over 25 thousand trades done.

I'm as fast as a bot and twice as pretty! :) Well maybe not as fast..but at least i'm pretty! Right? Ok fine. I'm faster than a bot but not as pretty :(
Killah Karma: Sam your as fast as a bot and 6x as pretty
Artemis_Phoenix: I want to let you know that I think you are TWICE as fast as a bot and TEN times more pretty :p
Csipa: and you're really as fast as a bot :D


The Girl you just called a Mudblood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefied? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a Death Eater. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on their broom.

I play runescape...ladies please! one at a time!
If it's just between us, I'd do it for free. Right here, right now. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it!
Turning myth into truth.
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Items Up For Trade
16,446
Items Owned
29,237
Trades Made
3,829
Market Transactions
I BUY TRADING CARDS *i need* 2 scrap each
SWAPPING TRADING CARDS 1:1 from same set if i need them. If i do need them, add a couple gems, or a crate or something.
SWAPPING any ¬Adorables/any other sets i've completed for other cards 1:1¬
2:1 if your card is from a different set
1:1 if i've completed my set and you're offering a card from a needed set
Feel free to comment/send a trade and i'll counter if needed :)

My bestest buds:
Princess Leia (Yes, the real Leia!), Vulture(uwu)bee, Vallyn, Shenkt, Jake, Jumping Jackson, Artemis Phoenix! <3



ITEMS THAT ARE NOT FOR SALE:
ANY stranges with kills on.
Orbiting fire Mongolion
Any unusual wet works
Any items that are crafted by me.


I DONT WANT SKINS. Don't offer me skins as the main part of a trade. Only use them as part of overpay.

I do NOT PRICE paints, parts or anything like that if it's already applied. Don't bother offering it if it's already applied and you want your paint value added. It's not happening.
Killstreaks are fine.

I DO NOT REFUND. If you have done a trade that you no longer like, you asked for the trade, not me. If you want your items back I will decline or take 25% of the items offered. If you give an item to me for free by accident but expected payment, I will cheerfully give you the amount owed, up to 2 days after the item was traded.



Unusuals owned: 500+ :D Had to delete the list of names as the list got too long L0L.
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esu 3 Aug @ 10:45pm 
added to discuss trade
傻子 14 Jul @ 2:19am 
added to inquire about a tf2 item
diesel 24 Jun @ 10:25am 
-rep his friend vulturebee not very good at dbd
⚡Balladi🧡 19 Jun @ 11:22am 
great teammate
stardusk 28 May @ 3:09pm 
hi bro! add me please :)
⪓ ETHANZ ⪔ 2 Apr @ 3:34pm 
+rep pretty good player