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I sexually Identify as Brendan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of playing with Thomas and Pingaz. People say to me that a person being Brendan is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, this is my swamp. I'm having Mr. Montgomery inject me with Pingaz, Shrek, and Train. From now on I want you guys to call me "Jesus" and respect my right to eat the pingaz and Hamish Norris. If you can't accept me you're a brendophobe and need to check your pinga privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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