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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 9:46am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 10:07am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:58am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:10am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:49am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:02am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:06pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:08pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:52am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm