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Klistermærke | Team Dignitas (Holo) | DreamHack 2014, Klistermærke | Good Game, Klistermærke | Good Game, Klistermærke | Good Game, Klistermærke | Virtus.Pro (Holo) | Cologne 2014,
M4A1-S (StatTrak™) | Basilisk, Glock-18 | Grinder, AWP | Electric Hive
The art of getting other people to do all the work.
🤔
Cleveland: That tickles me in a way where, if Loretta were to tickle me that way, I'd say, "Oh... yeah, that's it... that's the spot."
😗
Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that
looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer.
Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but
in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially
slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes,
for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you
open it.
😬
Psychiatrist: Does Stewie have a history of violence?
Lois: Oh no, this is Stewie's first violent act.
Stewie: Actually, my first violent act involved that ticking time bomb that I left in your uterus when I left. Happy 50th Birthday, Lois.
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