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Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a—
[Archibald]
Stop it, stop, stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing?
You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does not have a water buffalo!
We're going to get nasty letters saying
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?"
And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!
Just stop being so silly!
[Narrator]
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
[Larry]
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Hers was small but...
[Archibald]
AHHHH
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HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful, my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA!
me
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