💀If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.💀

👊I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.👊

👭We are true friends.👭

💁We ride together, we die together.💁

😌Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.

⃣See how many times u get this.#⃣

You’ve been ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big ♥♥♥♥ and massive gains this 2022 and thank them for everything they've done

My god you do be a handsome fella

Merry Christmas, stay safe and stay warm

it's been 8 years since we commented on eachother's profiles

I mean, I've slept in the same bed with a friend, but I don't think either of us even considered cuddling.

There was this one time, though, where he kept putting his hand near my crotch really fast to annoy me.

So I pulled down my pants and when he did it again he was touching my ♥♥♥♥ and then he had to go wash his hands.

This sounds incredibly ♥♥♥, but it really wasn't because I said no ♥♥♥♥.