Recent reviews by Joe Cool

Pokemon, with extra nuclear bombs

If you prefer Rivals 1, you are a Splooshcel

Granblue Fantasy: Relink is the kind of game I cannot really recommend to everyone. You need to be a certain person with certain interests in your games, and no I don't mean being a Granblue fan.

You aren't picking this game up for its story mode, although for what the product is and without spoiling it the mode is quite good, you are picking it up for the gameplay most likely. What has me hesitant to recommend just anyone pick this up, however, is the notorious post game. The story mode, even on Hard, is more than doable in one go through. The content afterwards requires grinding. Not just your regular, every day monotonous grinding. You must grind to grind further. The grind never truly stops.

If, to this end, you are like me and the type of person who likes grinding for things then I say go for it. If you aren't, wait for a sale. This game has consumed my life rapidly and quickly. It's fun, but this isn't helping my backlog.

Enkidu my beloved

don't make the same mistake I did

Have you ever wanted to think in kilometres per second? Has the dull mundanity of modern gaming made your zoomer dopamine receptors too short? Boy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ howdy do I have a product for you. Pizza Tower does everything about going fast right. The music gets your blood pumping like a bottle of viagra, the controls are TIGHT, the level design is crisp, and it begs your discipline to become better. Highly reccomend

don't play this

This game is what I consider short, sweet, and MAKES ME WANT TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BREAK SOMETHING. See, the controls were fluid for me, breezed through the game and finished it in only 6 hours, but there are a few problems. One, the sprites aren't the best looking, but it's not bad by any means, it just doesn't blow you away like the cover. The biggest issue however, was the controls. Half the time they're tight, responsive and fun. The other half makes me want to shatter my monitor because of how many enemies you have to deal with at times, and might I add that the jumping sometimes wont work when you're in the invincibility frames. Is it a good game? Yes. An Indie gem? Perhaps. Perfect? Not. Even. Close.