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Recent reviews by Vee

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59.5 hrs on record (35.7 hrs at review time)
Be a salty pirate. Catch fish, fight skeletons, and pull of insane barrel bombing strats to take down ships many times bigger than your own.
Posted 29 May, 2021.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
If you, like me, grew up playing titles like Quake and need something to scratch your itch, this is it. Though I wish there was more weapons, that's really all that I can say negatively about this title; (Which is a good sing right, my biggest complaint is I want more) blast your way through hordes of cultists and abominations, parry bullets with bad ass scythes, and learn the art of bunny hopping. Amazing game
Posted 13 February, 2021.
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165.3 hrs on record (164.1 hrs at review time)
BUTTERLORD simulator is a 13th century simulator in which you burn down innocent villagers towns, trade butter, attempt to take over the world, trade butter, get married either for political motivations or "love", (and by love I mean you recite a poem and are soulmates with a godless parasitic entity that surely lives off of the scent of your fear, since it requires no obvious nutrients or indeed even human interaction, and looks like a hybrid between E.T. and Dobby the House Elf) trade butter, take an active part in the slave trade, murder soldiers and sell all their belongings, laugh at the Khergits and their lousy archery and even lousier tapestries, and also trade butter.
all in all 6/10 IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON, MIL'ORD
Posted 11 November, 2019.
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560.4 hrs on record (150.1 hrs at review time)
Enjoyable tactical shooty goodness. Best served with friends and perhaps an intoxicant of your choice. Devs are on it and frequently respond to and add suggestions to the game based on community wishes. Optimization could probably use a bit of work but your milage may vary- I have had no problems with stuttering since around the second patch. All in all if shooting baddies in high intensity urban combat with friends is your thing, give it a consideration either full price or on sale. If it's not, or maybe your rig isn't too great, might wanna give it a miss until a few patches down the line. Core game is great tho.
Posted 24 August, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
281.8 hrs on record (129.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 murdered the ♥♥♥♥ out of dragons and used their skin as a canvas for warships.
Which promptly exploded
must buy
Posted 1 July, 2018.
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0.0 hrs on record
If Stellaris was the two ton pick up truck that ran over my social life, shattering its legs and spine, Utopia is the roided up meathead stepping out from behind the wheel screaming and pounding its face into the dirt.
10/10 would eat my way across the galaxy again
Posted 6 April, 2017.
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1,401.4 hrs on record (126.0 hrs at review time)
My race of giant space lizards entered a golden age of prosperity, creating true artificial intelligence, colonizing countless planets, and amassing the greatest fleet the galaxy had ever seen.

Then they were all eaten by some sort of bizzare cosmic energy demons.

10/10 would sacrifice the souls of trillions again


UPDATE 2x: Okay, much better now, still, don't play this game if you want things to work consistently.
Posted 18 July, 2016. Last edited 2 December, 2019.
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