I wake up in the morning and brush my ObamaHair. It doesn't look quite right, so I give it an ObamaStare. I decide to add a ribbon to give it some ObamaFlair. As I sit down to eat breakfast, I utter an ObamaSwear as my ObamaChair is pulled out from beneath me. "That's not ObamaFair," I say, giving my attacker an ObamaGlare. "You gave me an ObamaScare." Sighing, I grab an ObamaPear and step outside my ObamaLair, only to see an angry ObamaBear! That's pretty ObamaRare.

⭐ 5 Things 5️⃣ ✋ ⭐ You 😒 Should Know 🤔 🤔 About My Daddy! 👨 👨 👨 💑 💕

• He 👨 👨 👨 Is An Excellent 🏆 🏅 😲 Marksman! 🔫 🍆 💦

• He 👨 😛 🤞 Has A Shovel 🍆 🍆 🍆 , And A Backyard!👅 🍑💕

• He Has 😮 😨 Anger Issues! 💥 👿 🤜 😠

• I 💆‍♀️ Am 🛌 His 👨 👨 👨 Princess! 👸 👅 🍆 👏 🍑 🤤💕 🤤 🤤

• He 👨 Is A ✊ Crazy 😵 😠 😛 Daddy 👨 👨 👨 And I'm 👸💆‍♀️ 🤤 NOT ❌ 🙅‍♀️ Afraid 🏚️ 👻😶 😨 To 💕💕💕 Use Him! 🤤👅 🍆

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