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Skip the side quests, skip the side quests, skip the side quests. Did every one of them. Skip the side quests.

Classic NCsoft cashgrab brainrotter. Looks pretty though

-Gather information in XX - wow you met for the first time at this exact bridge??// really? Wow, that's so much more important than the souls of literally everyone everywhere that svene can start sucking out any moment now, tell me more.

- "lets speak with locals" - about what, why are we talking with robots in a museum and eating icecream when the whole damn multiverse is at risk?

- Yes Wuk Lamat, tell me what you learned and what you gonna do with your people for the 4th time this mission.

- Bakool ja ja character - my god why is he so goofy, yea throw the smoke bomb and just run away with our stuff, we don't really care at the moment. "What about all the people he killed?" - WHAT PEOPLE??? WHAT KILLED??? Naaah we cool, we cool

Boss fights are veery nice and engaging, personally don't like the modern-cyberpunkish aesthetic in the second part of the story, but hey what can i do.
There are some nice and heartwarming moments in the story (like the "oh boy" wuk lamat scene at the knight masquerade at the end, in other situation it would be amazing), but pacing and the moments they happen are just bad. The "action sequences"... oh man the action sequences, what happened? Music is amazing like always (the song just before the ending is the only meh bit for me)
I'm kinda happy Dawntrail happened because they really improved on graphics, added some small but very visible stuff like mount sway and more coloring options for fashion. We also got some cool fights and two new fun classes. Overall we got the good gameplay part of the DLC.

Sadly FF14 is a story focused game, and the story here is just not it. And i'm sure a lot of people would agree with me on this, and i'm not talking about the people that hate the game because some actress is not a white hetero christian blue-eyed blonde woman (why tf is this even an issue, who cares, how old are yall), but about all of us who just wanted to enjoy a good written, funny and enjoyable holiday filler episode... and got this.

And to all saying "it's hard to top a saving universe story, what did you expect" Believe me it's not all about the stakes and big explosions. (we somehow got the universe saving anyway XD)

Now put three monkeys in one room you old ♥♥♥♥

The only thing Adam can smash is my D

So i teleported to Limsa around 4AM and saw a player named "Bench Owner" standing on a bench, there was a Jesus cosplayer between his legs. Then a guy wearing only panther patterned slippers appeared from thin air next to our lord and savior. They spent around 12 real hours sitting there. Main story is ok too

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