Trappin'Volvos
VOLVO FOR LIFE   Goteborg, Vastra Gotaland, Sweden
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✔️ CERTIFIED VOLVO OWNER ON THE SPECTRUM✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
YOU EVER THOUGHT TO YOURSELF MAN THIS VOLKSWAGEN GOLF PULLS LIKE A HANDJOB FROM A GRANDMA WITH PARKINSONS AND MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NPC? WELL LOOK NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FURTHER CAUSE VOLVO'S GOT ALL YOU NEED!
FWD? THAT ♥♥♥♥ IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WACK HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA LAY SIDEWAYS ON YOUR WAY TO ICA MAXI WITHOUT SOME MCDONALD TRAYS ON YOUR REAR TIRES? A REAL INDIVIDUAL (me = based) DRIVES A VOLVO 940, THATS GOT ROOM FOR ALL YOUR SHAGGIN' NEEDS!


:hayosiko: https://www.volvocars.com Become on with VOLVO today:oldschool:
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ENHANCED VOLVO EXPERIENCE 4K
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:honkhonk: BEEP BEEP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE THE F.U..CK AWAY BECAUSE VOLVO IS ABOUT TO CHEW AS..S AND KICK BUBBLEGUM :honkhonk:

PROUD OWNER OF A vOLVO 945 TURBO :h_cross:

:nogo: TOP 3 REASONS WHY VOLVOIS THE BEST :nogo:
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-THEY AREN'T FOR PEOPLE WHO SETTLE WITH WHATEVER EVERYONE LIKES LIKE VOLKSWAGEN :eaglegag:
- MAKES FORD'S "BUILT TOUGHT" MOTTO LOOK LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WALK IN THE PARK, WITH A VOLVO YOU GET SO MUCH RELIABILITY THIS THING'S GONNA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTLAST YOU AND YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
- THEY AREN'T FOR THE BROKE INDIVIDUAL THAT CHOOSES TO GET A MERCEDES LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURBO SPASTIC :cms18nomoney:
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VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE

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:nogo: WHAT PUS..SI.E.S DRIVE :steamfacepalm: :nogo:

-BMW ()
-MERCEDES ()
-AUDI ()
-VOLKSWAGEN ()
-OPEL ()
-CITROËN ()
-FIAT ()
-ALFA ROMEO ()
-FORD ()
-KIA (S..HITT..Y KOREAN CAR BRAND THAT RETAR.DS WHO EAT GLUE DRIVES - HONESTLY FU..C..K. THIS FU..C..KINC CAR BRAND I HATE IT WITH A PASSION SO MUCH)
-HYUNDAI (ANOTHER DUMB KOREAN BRAND NO ONE LIKES)
-LAND ROVER ()
-CHEVROLET ()
-JAGUAR )
-LANCIA (NOOB CAR BRAND THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE HAHA)
-TESLA (HUMAN-SIZED RC CARS THAT HAVE NO SOUL - TESLA = FU..C..K. YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥)
-MINI ()
-NISSAN (GODZILLA MY A..S.SHOLE)
-TOYOTA (F..U.CK THE SUPRA - ONLY FOR GAY 12 YEAR OLDS)
-MAZDA (HAIRDRESSER CARS)
-HONDA ()
-GMC (HEAVY AS S..HI.T.)
-SEAT (GLUE SNIFFING SP..lCS)
-JEEP ()
-PEUGEOT (always a special place in my heart <3 )
-SAAB (NOT EVERYONE CAN BE NO. 1 LIKE VOLVO, BUT SAAB CAN BE NO. 2)

:security: WHAT MEN DRIVE:steammocking: :security:

- VOLVO
- VOLVO AGAIN
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SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB SVENSKA AEROPLAN AB


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WHAT I LISTEN TO IN MY SAAB 9-3 SPORT SEDAN 1.8t HIRSCH PERFORMANCE

- APHEX TWIN
- DESTROY LONELY
- ALL KINDS OF RAVE STUFF
- MILITARY EDITS AND PHONK
- $B
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WHAT I DO IN MY VOLVO 945 TURBO

- BE COOL AS ♥♥♥♥
- LIVE LIFE
- LAY SIDEWAYS IN A ROUNDABOUT
- HAVE SEX IN THE SPACIOUS BACK (i do not)
- BEING A MAN
- OVERTAKING TURKISH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THEIR LEASED MERCEDES'
- DRIVE 150KM/H IN A SCHOOL ZONE - F.U..C..K THEM KIDS
- GETTING 8KM/L ON AVERAGE
- BEING ULTIMATELY SUPERIOR TO ANY OTHER CAR ON THE ROAD WITH MY SWEDISH TANK
- NOT DRIVING A VOLKWSAGEN - SO THAT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING

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And God said, "Let there be light, and there was Volvo". God saw that Volvo was good, and He seperated them from the other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Car brands around the world
-Genesis 1, NIV


VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE VOLVO FOR LIFE


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Maukus 13 Mar @ 9:25am 
+rep USP legend
Meramar 11 Mar @ 4:29pm 
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Gandalf 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:45am 
Volvo my ass XXD
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Intercontinental_Hood_Missile 27 Jul, 2024 @ 4:14pm 
Having FUN!!! Keep on gaming bud!!!
Intercontinental_Hood_Missile 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26am 
Well, let me have a ruler and a saw and a board and I'll cut it

I'll climb up the ladder with a hammer and nail and I'll nail it

Well, we worked so hard to build a little house together

In the snow or the rain or the ice-cold wind whenever

No matter

What the weather

We're together
✠ CROM ✠ 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
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