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Consider suicide

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ type about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little ♥♥♥♥. I will ♥♥♥♥ code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo

Eat my ass PLEASE

be my backseat baby