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Dad Kisser 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28pm 
So you're going by "SURFYz" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic....
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Rawhri 3 Jun, 2021 @ 5:29am 
fucjk
Dad Kisser 3 Jun, 2021 @ 1:25am 
sHOW US YOUR PHAT MEATY ♥♥♥♥
Yeebie 3 Mar, 2020 @ 4:43am 
(´・ω・)っ由 -rep | Salmon Boy

I just don't understand this Salmon kid, all he does is bombard you with garbage that never make sense, like what's the point of covering it in condiments if the thing explodes and all of the condiments wash away? You might as well cook up a greasy rat kabob and wolf it down alongside whatever it is you're planning on purchasing for yourself, it's just way more efficient, and you don't look like a complete gronk when you'll eventually film yourself getting blasted by that thing. As they say, different strokes for different folks, I'm the sort of person that thinks that squishing six people around an incredibly tiny table with three massive pizzas and no utensils is a complete joke of a dining experience, while you appear to be the sort of person who prefers to not even go to the social event, and would rather spend your time dumpster diving, and bombarding your socially inept friend who also didn't go to the social event with the trash you found.
Rawhri 10 Jan, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
+rep pet me and made me purr
gilly 27 Jul, 2018 @ 1:58am 
+rep good at the game and not toxic
WhiteboyGoated (Iceward) 17 Jul, 2018 @ 11:03pm 
+rep good at game and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on me lol
Dad Kisser 15 Mar, 2018 @ 1:11am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx
SamYouL 7 Apr, 2017 @ 3:20am 
Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my kipper dinghy and a number of chillies up my brown mile. My quim was trembling like jelly. There was creamy load draining from his cervix cigar and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. The feeling of his man fat sliming down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than greased ♥♥♥♥ off a shiny shovel. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my fallopian fish stock leaching from my pink velvet sausage wallet, his greasy kebab skewer is going to leave my velcro triangle resembling an over inflated dinghy.
XED* 16 Jan, 2017 @ 10:21pm 
I WANT YOU TO ♥♥♥♥ ME JERRY! ♥♥♥♥ ME!
MysteriousPinkFluff 20 Oct, 2016 @ 2:21pm 
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...

Ocean man...

Ocean man...

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land

Ocean man...
Yeebie 27 Jun, 2016 @ 3:23am 
"how bout u go back to christchurch chinatown where u belong"
MysteriousPinkFluff 6 Nov, 2015 @ 11:51pm 
A match was found for you, but SURFYz failed to accept it.
ChillyPhilly 12 Jun, 2015 @ 1:02am 
Apparently, I need to post on someone's profile to get the Community badge, so hey...hey, buddy.
MysteriousPinkFluff 5 Oct, 2014 @ 11:07pm 
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youve been visited by the fedora of euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you’ll be haunted by the spirit of atheism
fwals 5 Oct, 2014 @ 8:20pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Yeebie 4 Apr, 2013 @ 10:01pm 
Pew Pew Pew! All keyboard and mouse around here!