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than play another game with you
i would rather get crucified via my balls
I would rather get stoned by radical islamists
I would rather drink a hooker's gnnorrhea infested pee
I would rather stare into the sun for 4 solid days on pcp and lose my eyesight
I would rather get scalped by native american s
I would rather invididually remove every single one of my vital organs will still being on blood transfusion
I would rather choke on toilet paper
I would rather have my pupils poked with paper clips
i would rather stick toothpicks under my toenails and kick a wall as hard as i can
i would rather cut off my balls and pour salt and lemon juice in the woulnd
i would rather get molested
i would rather stick a mason jar up my ass
i would rather be incased in hardened precum
Than experience your boring "quirky" personality for another minute, but yet, here I am.
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